A lusty young sailor called Dan
had a clever and neat little plan
and score on his catamaran!
Cabin-boy Billy was chosen
was washed and deloused with a hosin'
he was spending the night
with the over-sexed ugly old bosun!
A pirate, a randy old codger
had a very impressive long todger
and give her a good jolly roger!
To his cabin the gruff captain called him
Wined him and dined him, then balled him
with a sly grin the captain keelhauled him!
A gunner had hid his new bride
as his warship did sail with the tide
fired his cannon and heard
he'd forgotten that she was inside!
The Maritime Board held a trial
the lawyers produced a huge file
the judge said " Ahoy...like your style!"
The crew on the cruiser did rig it
The crowd on the dock seemed to dig it
would you call such a yacht?"
A sailor close by mumbled "Frig it!"
A sailor from somewhere in Devon
from his carrier went straigh to heaven
A gunner sat there, drinking tea
as the battle raged on endlessly
they're three to our one!"
He looked up and said "Got my three!"
A pirate had buried some treasure
he'd dig the chest up at his leisure
where his blow-up doll hid
and there on the beach take his pleasure!
A one-legged pirate's wife, randy
saw her man was the worse from the shandy
he watched and said "Blimey, tha’sh handy!"
A sailor woke up in a funk
the previous night he'd been drunk
but the girls turned him down
so he'd tossed himself off in his bunk!